"theres nothing more reassuring than realizing the world is crazier than you are." -Eric Selvig

 

"I grew up in Roseville, Michigan. People called me Crys or C. I loved speech class! I worked at Baskin-Robbins. (I wanted to be) an actor! I was the captain of my dance team and also really enjoyed art. I was really quiet and people misjudged me thinking that meant I was overly confident. But in reality, the opposite was true. I went to prom with my boyfriend, but after the dance he left me at a party all by myself. It was awful! He was a stoic popular jock. He ended up breaking my heart for the next best thing. It was terrible! (…) I would tell (my 17-year-old self) that the real you is far more beautiful than any mask you can put on. Be yourself!”

(Source: argentie)

wintersoldjer:

ok but why does the winter soldier’s metal arm have such big muscles?? i get that it matches his other arm now but can you imagine bucky as an old man with a skinny flesh arm and then BOOM his metal arm still has these big guns that can lift a car and it has a faded vintage tattoo on it and don’t mess with him because he’S GONNA FUCK UP THOSE KIDS WHO ARE ON HIS LAWN GET OFF YOU FUCKING PUNKS I WAS AN ASSASSIN DON’T TOUCH MY PETUNIAS 

(Source: staycalms)

multi-fandoms:

"Hey, Baby Girl!"

"… Baby Girl?"

"Forgive me; I just didn’t know the real um-"

"I’ve been called worse. What can I do for you?"

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free