"theres nothing more reassuring than realizing the world is crazier than you are."
-eric selvig

emma. 16.

 

wendyandjillmakeswill:

sueishappy:

"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green

Omg!  You learn something new everyday…

summertimelovegirl:

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

iamshurlocked:

ideduceyou:

dorkkybatch:

benedictervention:

dorkkybatch:

Khan’s so done with Kirk’s shit.

And this is just one of the things that I love about the film. His "Oh, for crying out loud! Who does this kid think he is?" attitude.

he’s like “shut up, kirk. you lower the IQ of the whole enterprise.

shut up, kirk. you lower the IQ of the whole enterprise.

^^^^^ THIS

(Source: benedictsolo)

Marvel Meme: One Avenger [1/1]  → Iron Man

∟ “Becoming an Avenger is not a right… but a privilege! ”

(Source: ggeckos)

If you repeatedly criticize someone for liking something you don’t, they won’t stop liking it. They’ll stop liking you.

(via harrystylesno)

(Source: psych-facts)

thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

(Source: acklesism-has-moved)